Girl with small tits gets fucked.
December 10, 2007 23:57 PM
Aaaahhh, youth. When we could fuck all night. I remember those days like they were yesterday. Wait -- it was yesterday.
This young lady and her man look set to spend a romantic night together. Well, minus the dinner, and the show, and the stroll along the canal. And the bottle of wine back at the apartment. Or the music. Screw it, I'm sure they said. Let's just get on with the show! Good for us they get right down to business.
posted by Me @ December 10, 2007 23:57 PM, Add your own comment, currently 1 comment(s)
Nothing but a good old fashioned fucking
December 10, 2007 23:48 PM
Sometimes, you just have to go back to the basics. And it doesn't get more basic than fucking. We're in luck, this time (we always are!), the lady is a slender brunette, a real weakness of mine.
Look how she moves! Is that something or what? Each couple has it's own fucking style, and this couple is no different. But, what we all have in common is that fucking feels good. And, I'm sure this couple will back me up on that point.
posted by Me @ December 10, 2007 23:48 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Guy eats out girl. Girls rides guy.
December 10, 2007 23:43 PM
A gentleman always pleases a lady. What lady wants, lady gets!
In this prime example of chivalry, this gentleman pleasures his woman with oral sex. She seems appreciative doesn't she? So, men, next time your woman has had a bad day, come home from work exhausted and just looking for some tender, loving, care, you know what to do.
And if you're real lucky, you're lady will thank you. This woman thanks her chivalrous knight by riding his dick like there's no tomorrow. Bravo, I say! We should all take a lesson from this couple.
posted by Me @ December 10, 2007 23:43 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Good mood! Tons of stuff coming tonight, tomorrow.
December 06, 2007 15:28 PM
God damn, I'm in a good mood! 'Been snowed under but seeing light at the end of the tunnel now. I've been hoarding some amateur videos of all types for you. I'll make some time tonight to get them out here for all to see.
In the meantime, be sure to check out what's been posted previously. If it was good the first time, odds are it'll be good the second!
posted by Me @ December 06, 2007 15:28 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Nice boobs with hand job
December 04, 2007 00:18 AM
Well, you know me. It wouldn't be MonkeySmirk without a hand job in there somewhere. So, here's today's handjob.
Ignore the dick in the foreground. Just look at those tits. Wow.
I don't think she's not enjoying her work. Those nipples -- if they aren't hard now -- are on their way. And they're just like those little thermometers on the Thanksgiving turkey: When they pop up, she's all ready.
posted by Me @ December 04, 2007 00:18 AM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Amatuer mature wojman fucks in bedroom
December 04, 2007 00:08 AM
Lest you think all I have today is amatuer mastubation videos, here's an amatuer mature brunette riding her man and enjoying it.
This is my type of bedroom video. I hate those others where all you see is the man's ass crack and the woman's feet up in the air. Show me her face. Show me her body enjoying a good fuck. That's art, and you know it. (Okay, maybe not, but it's good enough for our purposes.)
It's Monday, so hopefully today's videos got your week off to a good start.
posted by Me @ December 04, 2007 00:08 AM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Mature woman masturbates, gives blow job
December 04, 2007 00:02 AM
Okay, this one we're absolutely sure is 100% amatuer. She's a blond mature girl(?!) who strips down and out of her black panties, then masturbates. She wraps it up by wrapping those lips of hers around her man's tool and getting busy. If you've ever been with a mature woman, you know you can't underestimate them. Most have a trick or two up their sleeve, and most are eager to please.
Yep, you can't beat a mature woman eager to masturbate and still please her man with a good blow job.
posted by Me @ December 04, 2007 00:02 AM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Blond masturbates in backseat
December 03, 2007 23:55 PM
What a way to start the week, wouldn't you say? My eyes wouldn't be on the road if this sweet thing was in my backseat making all that commotion. Good night.
How come I never get a girl like that? Well, I did have one once, and she scared the bejeezus out of me. I didn't know what I had, and I sure wish I had done more to keep her. Live and learn, I say. Live and learn.
Anyhow.
I'm 98% sure this is amatuer, and it's a blond girl masturbating, so it's good enough for Monkey Smirk. Enjoy!
posted by Me @ December 03, 2007 23:55 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Even girlfriends like p0rn! (Part II)
November 29, 2007 11:09 AM
See? I told you that girlfriends like p0rn, too. What? Surprised to see one sitting in front of the computer stark-raving naked with a collection of toys? Get over it and just sit back and enjoy.
It certainly doesn't help that this little hottie looks like someone I used to know back in the day. Whether that's a distraction or a perk, I haven't decided. In any case, the lady we see before us today has all the right computer skills and hardware. And we like that.
A lot.
posted by Me @ November 29, 2007 11:09 AM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Naked Amatuers
November 27, 2007 13:22 PM
Okay, this isn't your typical video. It's a Flash piece showing typical women clothed and then unclothed. Run your mouse over various women to see them unclothed, control the speed of the video by moving the mouse nearer or farther from the center.
This video highlights two of our basic philosophies: 1) nearly any woman is beautiful when she's naked, and 2) the human form comes in a stunning variety of shapes and sizes. You can't tell me you wouldn't say Yes if anyone one of these women bumped into you on the street and said, Wanna see me naked? Of course you'd say, Yes. And you wouldn't stop there, would you? 'Cause if you see her naked, you're going to want to see her in action. It's just a basic human condition, isn't it?
posted by Me @ November 27, 2007 13:22 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Bored and pretty
November 27, 2007 13:11 PM
We love TotallyNSFW.com. It's always got something a little different than what you'll find on other sites, or they have fresh videos a few days before anyone else. Take this video, for instance. It's here and there now, but NSFW had it first (I think).
In any case, it's funny as Hell. Look at her: Whatever is on television is waaaayyyyy more interesting than what's behind her. And what's behind her is some doofus still wearing his socks, crawling all over her like -- well, I don't know like what but it certainly isn't very graceful. I wouldn't say she's bored with him -- that would mean she'd have to acknowledge him.
There is one point, about three-fifths of the way into it, where it looks like -- for just a split second -- she actually feels something, but then, NOPE, not a thing. Back to the television. Normally, I'd say, Poor Guy. However, you've got to hand it to him. He gets to fuck a decently hot girlfriend anytime; Even when she'd prefer watching the latest American Idol or Amazing Race.
posted by Me @ November 27, 2007 13:11 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Brunette masturbates
November 27, 2007 13:01 PM
Bikinis. Invented by French engineer Louis Réard and fashion designer Jacques Heim 1946 and introduced at a fashion show at Piscine Molitor in Paris, the bikini is about revealing enough but not too much. And that's where the fun begins.
This lithe little number prances around for a minute or two, and then gets serious. While she starts by looking into the camera, it's not long before she gets lost in the moment. I'm not a fan of the extreme close-up — I like to watch the bliss on their faces too much — so I wouldn' give this video a full five stars. But, the girl is cute and the getting undressed and then dressed again adds a nice casual attitude about the whole thing.
posted by Me @ November 27, 2007 13:01 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Couple voyeured at beach
November 27, 2007 12:50 PM
How did this couple not think they would get caught on camera having sex at the beach? When everybody and their brother has cell phone cams, video cameras smaller than a pack of smokes, and security cams every 20 feets, it's pretty damn hard (no pun intended) to get nasty outside the bedroom and not get noticed.
Never mind. What's embarrassing for them is fun for us. She's not bad looking and the fact that it's nice to daydream about a girl so carefree and willing puts a smirk on our face.
posted by Me @ November 27, 2007 12:50 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Short but sweet hand job
November 27, 2007 12:39 PM
Sometimes, a guy needs a tug job. Nothing fancy, no making love, no cuddling, just a "gotta have it now" hand job by a woman willing to get the job done.
This blond creature is commendably focuses on her man. Look, she's still wearing everything — up to now, she's shown no interest in pleasing herself — just her man. Oh, were that all woman able to find that compassion.
posted by Me @ November 27, 2007 12:39 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Wife gets off with dildo
November 27, 2007 12:29 PM
We're assuming this is a wife. We were looking at her ring finger and then we got distracted. Who wouldn't? This beauty is pursuing her pleasure with gusto and a single-minded purpose. We love a woman who knows what she wants and goes after it.
If this beauty needs someone — say, oh, me, for instance — to lend her moral support (or a hand, if you know what I mean, and I think you do), then all she has to do is...
posted by Me @ November 27, 2007 12:29 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Blond girl fucked on amateur video
November 25, 2007 00:09 AM
An amateur blond being fucked. It doesn't get much simpler than this. We like simplicity. And blonds. So, we like this video. We think you will, too.
posted by Me @ November 25, 2007 00:09 AM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Cute girl sucks dick
November 24, 2007 23:56 PM
Okay, so the title is lame, but this video isn't. How many ways can you say "girl sucks dick?" Does it matter? I thought not.
Maybe it's because I think everyone needs more blow jobs, but I'm a real fan of the art. And amateur art is good enough for me. Like this girl. I'd let her practice her mad skilz on me. Because I believe helping the human race better itself is a noble cause. Really.
posted by Me @ November 24, 2007 23:56 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Girl friend fucks gear shift
November 24, 2007 23:52 PM
Man oh man! Some things you'll only see on the 'Net! Like a girl fucking a gear shift. WTF?!
I'm not sure how'd I feel about my girl fucking the gear shift knob. Of course, I'd be turned on, but then I'd have to ask myself, What does that gear shift have that I don't? However, I'd let her finish before we got into a serious conversation about it. And, yes, it'd be because I'm just that sort of kind, considerate kind of guy.
posted by Me @ November 24, 2007 23:52 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Front seat blow job and fuck
November 24, 2007 23:37 PM
Crack whores and meth addicts aren't our thing, but front seat blow jobs and fucks certainly are. What blows our collective mind is the fact that this dude doesn't see that a condom is necessary. We'll just chalk it up to Darwinism at work.
Any-who, she's cute (except for the crack whore part) and knows her way around a belt buckle and front zipper.
posted by Me @ November 24, 2007 23:37 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Blond girl friend goes to town on boy friend's dick
November 24, 2007 23:25 PM
This blond goes to town on her boy friend's dick. And she gets as good as she gets. Good for her. The world would be a happier place if we all shared and shared alike. Nothing like a blond blow job to mellow you out.
posted by Me @ November 24, 2007 23:25 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Greek girl friend enjoys a romp.
November 24, 2007 23:20 PM
Blue panties. I like that. I like what's in the blue panties. I like what women in blue panties can do. And this one does it well. She's fun-loving, experienced, and there for her man. As far as we're concerned, she's a keeper.
posted by Me @ November 24, 2007 23:20 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Even girlfriends like p0rn!
November 24, 2007 23:12 PM
Even girl friends like a good diddle every now and then. This sweet young thing enjoys a little video, all by herself.
posted by Me @ November 24, 2007 23:12 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Home blow job.
November 24, 2007 23:02 PM
Who doesn't like a good blow job? Especially one from someone who knows what she's doing? Her attention to detail, sincerity, and tender yet firm touch makes this amateur video one for the books.
posted by Me @ November 24, 2007 23:02 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Woman blows, rides, blows again guy in front of friends in public
November 23, 2007 23:30 PM
This is a classic, as far as we're concerned. It stuck with me the first time I saw it, and am always on the prowl for it. This is the longer version -- there's a shorter version which doesn't show the money shot or her friends' pussies. Anyway, the nervous giggles, the casualness of it all, the friends laughing and watching, all combine to make this amatuer video especially hot.
posted by Me @ November 23, 2007 23:30 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Girlfriend masturbates on web cam
November 23, 2007 23:25 PM
We love this one because the girl looks directly into the camera while tickling the taco. Masturbation is always hot, but when she's looking at you while doing it -- well, that just sends us over the edge.
posted by Me @ November 23, 2007 23:25 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Cute web cam girl fucks boyfriend in bedroom
November 23, 2007 22:24 PM
Don't let the quality of the first 5 or so seconds deter you. Once she gets the camera angled just right, she gets down to business. The sweat shirt is a nice touch: Just like your girl friend my dress on a lazy Saturday afternoon. This is just plain Jane couples sex, but the fact that she's the one setting up the camera makes it exciting. Why can't we all have girls just as accomodating?
posted by Me @ November 23, 2007 22:24 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Amateur girl in black dress fucks like she likes it!
November 23, 2007 22:11 PM
This young hottie looks like she likes oral, doggy, missionary -- you name it! We give her 2 thumbs up (among other things) for her energy and enthusiasm. The long black dress is icing on the cake, since we could imagine taking her out to dinner, enjoying a full night of watching every curve move under that sleek fabric, and then fucking her brains out once we get home.
posted by Me @ November 23, 2007 22:11 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Amateur goth girl gives hand job
November 23, 2007 21:34 PM
Moderate-looking goth girl gives a vigorour hand job in the rest room. She may not be the next Playboy model, but her cute smile, fun-loving attitude, and ability to satisfy her man any place, anytime, makes her special, in our book. We wouldn't tell her No, if she asked!
posted by Me @ November 23, 2007 21:34 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
Girls licks, gets licked!
November 23, 2007 21:19 PM
This is one of our favorites! Girl gives blow job, and then her beau reciprocates, until she reaches orgasm. Give her extra points for wearing bunny ears.
I've only had 2 girls that were that thoroughly enjoyed oral sex. The first was the best at receiving, but the second we the best at giving. Blow jobs are like pizzas, though. Even bad pizza is pretty good!
posted by Me @ November 23, 2007 21:19 PM, Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)
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